Saturday, September 29th, 2012
|09:37 pm - Making me happy since 2004|
Surefire way to perk myself up, no matter what:
Wednesday, February 24th, 2010
|01:33 am - THIS SUCKS.|
Back to watching "3" at 3 am.
I won't be sleeping for days. This sucks. That's all.
(so. much. cream.)
Sunday, September 6th, 2009
|12:38 am - Writer's Block: How Rude!|
This summer, a guy I had just met asked me if I was a virgin. Pretty rude. Also pretty hilarious. Good thing I am not easily offended. . .
What's the rudest thing you've ever asked anyone? And what's the rudest thing you've ever been asked?
Sunday, August 27th, 2006
Thursday, June 1st, 2006
|10:36 pm - This summer...|
Create drama in my life and I will personally rob you blind and leave you in a ditch by the side of the road in the middle of Guatemala. That is all.
Current Mood: satisfied
Wednesday, May 24th, 2006
|11:04 pm - Eh.|
So, for the 10000000th time- I'm fucked.
So what else is new?
Current Mood: apathetic
Monday, May 8th, 2006
|08:19 pm - Today.|
Mademoiselle Watson told me I was a weird kid.
Well, no shit.
But look who's talking.
Tuesday, April 11th, 2006
|06:18 am - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH|
Monday, April 10th, 2006
|02:06 am - I want a sexual bonus!|
Oh my God.... Biology has become the best class on the face of the Earth overnight.
"The textbook explanation for the advantage of sex." <<--- What a textbook! I need to read that one!
Might I borrow your "secondary sexual equipment?" Mine has sprung a leak!
"Males with the most impressive masculine features are the most attractive to females" ~~ Masculine features, eh? Some fine "equipment" there, I'm guessing? Heh...heh.
!!! This just in !!! "Biologists have noticed that most human beings enjoy sex."
...hahaha I am SO not mature enough to handle this. Wow.
Current Mood: amused
Thursday, November 3rd, 2005
|06:09 pm - Because it has sentimental value.|
All-nighter #1 of junior year was exactly one year ago.