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Saturday, September 29th, 2012

09:37 pm - Making me happy since 2004
Surefire way to perk myself up, no matter what:


You're welcome.

(wear flannel pajamas)

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

01:33 am - THIS SUCKS.
Back to watching "3" at 3 am.

I won't be sleeping for days. This sucks. That's all.

(so. much. cream.)

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Sunday, September 6th, 2009

12:38 am - Writer's Block: How Rude!
What's the rudest thing you've ever asked anyone? And what's the rudest thing you've ever been asked?
This summer, a guy I had just met asked me if I was a virgin. Pretty rude. Also pretty hilarious. Good thing I am not easily offended. . .

(wear flannel pajamas)

Sunday, August 27th, 2006

10:20 pm - Days like that should last and last

Current Mood: lovedloved

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Thursday, June 1st, 2006

10:36 pm - This summer...

Create drama in my life and I will personally rob you blind and leave you in a ditch by the side of the road in the middle of Guatemala. That is all.
Current Mood: satisfiedsatisfied

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Wednesday, May 24th, 2006

11:04 pm - Eh.
So, for the 10000000th time- I'm fucked.

So what else is new?
Current Mood: apatheticapathetic

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Monday, May 8th, 2006

08:19 pm - Today.
Mademoiselle Watson told me I was a weird kid.

Well, no shit.

But look who's talking.

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Tuesday, April 11th, 2006


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Monday, April 10th, 2006

02:06 am - I want a sexual bonus!
Oh my God.... Biology has become the best class on the face of the Earth overnight.

"The textbook explanation for the advantage of sex." <<--- What a textbook! I need to read that one!

Might I borrow your "secondary sexual equipment?" Mine has sprung a leak!

"Males with the most impressive masculine features are the most attractive to females" ~~ Masculine features, eh? Some fine "equipment" there, I'm guessing? Heh...heh.

!!! This just in !!! "Biologists have noticed that most human beings enjoy sex."



0.0! *gasp*

...hahaha I am SO not mature enough to handle this. Wow.
Current Mood: amusedamused

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Thursday, November 3rd, 2005

06:09 pm - Because it has sentimental value.
All-nighter #1 of junior year was exactly one year ago.


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